pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

officialwhitegirls:


goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

officialwhitegirls:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

princesstoad100:

happy finals, everyone

me

sadbreasts:

Friend: Hey guess what

me:  what

friend: you have to guess

me:

image

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.